WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB!!1!





The River Church is a nondenominominational church located in beautiful mid-upper-town Puhkipsee, NY, in beautiful, historic, lower- Mid-Hudson Valley!

We 'd love to see you and your large, white family come visit us and have an extremely pleasant experiense singing all those old songs you know and love and learning vaguely familiar tings about all our best friend, Jesus, who came to give us money.

We're sure you'll somberly enjoy our freshly pressed liturgical vestments, and our 25-minute service specifically designed not to disrupped your valuable schedule in these busy times. Our meticulously sound-proofed walls are guarenteed to make you forget about that nasty, dirty city outside.







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